Hank Patterson

Self proclaimed fly fishing expert and guide! Teaches at YouTube University. Typically found with a beer in hand.

So I was down at the creek that's 10 miles north of the big rock, and I hear someone yell out "HAMBONE!" That's how I knew that Hank Patterson hooked into a fish.

by Soapp August 9, 2018

tom hanks spanky dank

when ur masturbating and thinking of forrest gump running into ur anus

dude i had an amazing orgasm when i was tom hanks spanky dank'in you should try and and if you dont

billiards

by voodles1 September 16, 2018

Hanks Brother

Hanks brother is Marvin. A hungry person.

Phil - Are you hungry?
Tobias - I am hanks brother
Phil - What marvin?

by Sonjo Jelvey June 22, 2019

Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 30, 2019

Hank

Poverty-stricken, lacking money to live at the global standard. Devoid of possessions or wealth; poor or inferior

I feel bad for that guy he’s so hank
Wow that was a very hank move

Hank is so hank

by LilDreidl November 11, 2019

Hank

A Hank is the most precious person you will ever meet. He is cute and makes you smile when you see his face. He is like a baby. He is the bast friend you could ever meet. He will tend to spend more time around girls than boys. When you see him you will want to hug him forever. His fashion sense is amazing. When he can he will wear a bow tie.

"Have you seen Hank today?"

"Yeah, why is he wearing a tie?"

by DarriDork534 April 18, 2019

Hanked

to get fucked by a texan man

bro you see that snake.... it got hanked!!!

by captainmozambique September 7, 2019