the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.
by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009
An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.
by Crosse8 February 19, 2004
Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.
by Icepick_Trotter October 01, 2016
It's when you stick a piece of ham inbetween somone's booty cheeks and eat it like a ham special. It's even better if you add swiss cheese.
by mojoKornziahmegatron July 02, 2017
by cadenski December 29, 2018
Cramming the ham is an alternative term for fingering or female masturbation, referring to the ham-like nature of some girls vaginas
by Nooby Nectarine August 29, 2019
When a dire situation prevents a man from immediately acting upon sexual tension, thus the man must request the women’s participation in sexual intercourse at the next available opportunity at a different location.
Man A: Aren’t you supposed to be hooking up with Kelly tonight?
Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go
Man B: Nah, she’s got family visiting from out of town. I requested some ham to go
by 99 Oreos January 06, 2022