Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

Ham Cigar

The magical, pink wrapped foodobject, that when I put it into my mouth, makes Simon come into my head.

"Ham Cigars!" (nuff said)

by MrPea March 24, 2013

Holding hams

When couples walk along, arm in arm, with one of their hands down their true love's pants, groping the cheek.

Awww, isn't that sweet, that middle aged German couple is holding hams in the park. Barf!

by Dr. Kep June 23, 2014

Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.

Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.

by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015

Ham Assassin

Typically a large/obese individual that has an excessive addiction to eating without any concern for their personal health.

I went out to the club and a ham assassin wouldn't stop flirting with me all night.

by Icepick_Trotter October 1, 2016

ham sammy

Going all out, doing the most, going hard. Used when you try your hardest

"Dang bro, I just went full ham sammy on that no-skin"

by cadenski December 28, 2018