Clam Hammer

The female equivalent of a teabag.

As Greg slept with his mouth wide open, lexi took it upon herself to clam hammer him repeatedly.

by .sucram. July 11, 2016

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Taco Hammer

A Penis. Yes, a penis.

Screan screamed in terror when I pulled out my thick purple Taco Hammer.

by Ryan Preston December 10, 2004

The Hammer

The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.

Ask my friend Noah for some info on that. If he doesn't email you back I'll give him The Hammer

by mule169169 July 15, 2010

mc hammer

A Scottish tool for pounding on things.

Aye, Connor, hand me that mc hammer, I've gotta drive a nail inta this piece a wood.

by Frisco Pete October 26, 2007

Rape hammer

hammer used to puncture ones genitals during a rape.

wow that rape hammer did the job.

by john smoit April 14, 2011

love hammer

When you call someone a love hammer, it means that person is really good at sex.

'Boris The Soviet Love Hammer' (from Cards Against Humanity)

by daniduck January 27, 2015