Hamburg Patty

When a man squashed his penis with a flat iron. Considered "raw" when heat isn't applied.

Man, I knew Jeff was into some strange shit, but a hamburg patty?

by Kroniso September 6, 2018

hamburger person

People that just can't seem to ever get it right. They are hamburger. Ergo, the birth of a hamburger person.

Jadu: I think Don is a hamburger person.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: Don is clearly out to lunch.
Vrin: What does that mean?
Jadu: I asked Don if he was a hamburger person and he wasn't sure what I meant by that. Later, Don was moved to the hamburger person unit.

by jethrojones March 22, 2019

hamburger with ketchup

A hamburger with ketchup

Johnson: I would like to eat a Hamburger with Ketchup.
Smith: Let's go get some Hamburgers with Ketchup.

by thecoolinfoman March 31, 2019

Hamburgering

Hambergering is like spooning

you give someone a hamburger
instead of a spoon

(person1)-im hamburgering you
(person2)- no give it to someone else

by pizacone October 3, 2019

Habuse

When someone is so hot that’ll they can get away with abusing you because of how attractive they are

Girl: look Ethan is so fine

Girl 2: he could step on my neck and run me over and I’d say thank you

Boy: I’m pretty sure that’s habuse

by Suksukhahahahehehe November 24, 2019

Hamburg Handy

When you give someone’s butthole a massage.

She was crazy, we didn’t have sex but she gave me a Hamburg Handy. I knew manning friends with a German girl would pay off!

by J Sixer February 15, 2020

Hamburger helper

A hamburger helper. Nobody really knows what it is, but we know that if you are a bsoat then you are not a hamburger helper. If your not a hamburger helper then you might aswell die.

Bad Boy 1: Look at that BSOAT he is definitely not a hamburger helper
Bad Boy 2: He should just kill himself if he's not a hamburger helper

by Kordaddy April 29, 2020