Halloween

The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.

Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes

Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money

by Joesmother October 27, 2019

Halloween

Halloween is on 31st of October. Normally children dress up and trick or treat. Halloween is also known as All-Hallows-Eve or El Dia De Los Muertos.

Karen: “It’s Halloween today Joe!”
Joe: “Oh, is it”

by Hannah McCay October 28, 2019

Halloween

The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.

Wow Halloween is such a waste of money.

by SandalRoro666 October 28, 2019

Halloween

Boi how do you not know it’s Halloween like duh

Hey what’s today
It’s Halloween DUH

by Ivey,Sara,Julia,Rakeb October 30, 2019

halloween

add the costume
subtract the healthy food

multiply the candy
divide the fun

hey john what are you being for halloween
im being tired

by i am holy October 30, 2019

Halloween

The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.

1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8

by jackolantern6969 October 31, 2019

Halloween

The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped

It’s Halloween time for trick or treating

by RebelGirl124 October 31, 2019