Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes
Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes
Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money
by Joesmother October 27, 2019
Halloween is the on night a year were a girl can dress like a total slut and none of the other girls can say anything about it.
by i am holy October 30, 2019
by yer bai from the moy October 27, 2020
A holiday celebrated on oct 31st.
It is a day where kids go trick-or-treating for candy at peoples houses.
It is a day where kids go trick-or-treating for candy at peoples houses.
by like all my definitions! October 19, 2020
Halloween is an excuse to dress like shit and get candy from strangers. Also a perfect time to get murdered and stabbed. You could murder anyone as long as you dress up as a white fucking princess.
by imagine dragon deez nuts April 5, 2022
Something that we didn't have in the year 2020
Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''
by THEREX November 4, 2020