When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shitter by surprise). Usually a severe illness causes the fluidy, green-tinged shit.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.
'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).
Bleeding has been known to occur.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.
'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun. The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illness-related shitting, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).
Bleeding has been known to occur.
Dana: "Holy shit! How's the porcelain on my throne melting?"
Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."
Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"
Big D: "No joke? Musta been that Guacamole Shotgun I discharged a few minutes ago. It has to be, the assburn is killing me..."
Dana: "W'Teh FUCK?!"
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A purposely loud and annoying yell when a man climaxes during sex to both inform his roomates that he just gasmed and to have his partner freak out in embarrassment.
Guy 1: dude, i wonder if pete actually tapped that ass tonight?
Guy 2: Idk man isnt he in there now?
Pete (In background) GAAAHH!
Girl With Pete: WTF!?
Guy 1 and 2 : Yep looks like he did.
Guy 2: Idk man isnt he in there now?
Pete (In background) GAAAHH!
Girl With Pete: WTF!?
Guy 1 and 2 : Yep looks like he did.
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