grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 15, 2009

Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

sloth grip

The act of holding a beverage without using your thumb. The resulting configuration of fingers closely resembles that of a sloths mitt.

Chris never uses his thumb to drink a beer. He rocks the sloth grip all night long.

by goony44 March 02, 2012

Pistole Grip

The Pistole Grip is the hand position used by a TSA employee when performing a gate rape.

My groper had a weak Pistole Grip during my last gate rape.

by Caradoc February 23, 2011

curvy grips

A generally Scottish/ British term for what Americans call bobby pins, the wire clips girls wear in their hair.

Girl 1: Oi, mate! Ya got any curvy grips? Ma hair's falling in ma face!
Girl 2: Sure babes here's some. Did ya ken people in the States call these bobby pins?

by mimibear96 September 17, 2012

grip it an rip it

In golf, when u take out the driver and swing as hard as you can.

John Daly's famous for his grip it an rip it swing.

by i bark cuz im ur dawg April 15, 2006

death grips

an experimental hip hop group from Sacramento, California. please don't listen if you have a headache.

notorious receivers-of-fellatio from theneedledrop.

oh you listen to death grips? you must be really cool and indie!!

by miraclepoop January 05, 2017