down for the gravy

A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.

Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.

Women, eh?

"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"

"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"

by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017

Gravy Talker

Originating from the past time of using gravy on ones home-cooked dinner/KFC to make the food better, a gravy talker uses unrealistic talk to make their situation better. For example: someone who fails an exam and tries to make the situation better by disregarding the test as unsubstantial is a 'Gravy Talker'

Stop trying to justify failing your exam you Gravy Talker!

by khal_matthew September 22, 2016

Gravy Scooter

A fart that is released with the expectation of being a pure gaseous expulsion, but ends up unexpectedly moist and leaks a wet, sticky viscous into the ass crack and gusset of the underwear.

I was sitting at my desk and tried to squeeze one off without anyone noticing but ended up with a gravy scooter. Had to get to the shitter to wipe before it soaked through my new sansabelt slacks.

Hun did you eat at Taco Bell again? Why? Well your laundry has a pair of underwear that looks like there’s been a gravy scooter.

My new pantyhose were soaked from that coffee induced gravy scooter.

by Dick Onchin November 6, 2020

Boomer Gravy

The money a boomer makes because they are an adult with a real job.

Stacy can afford to take us out to eat with her boomer gravy.

by WittyB185 January 18, 2020

gravy locker

A respectably large gut

The man had a gravy locker and housed a whole za himself

by Bsibs May 26, 2023

Bravery Gravy

A substance of alcohol one would drink when nervous

Little bit of bravery gravy always makes the red carpet a little bit shorter -Eric Bana

by gambinofan July 13, 2012

Gravy Dart

A proverbial delivery device that delivers a accelerated increase of weight causing the victim to carry an expression of surprise regarding thier morbid obesity.

I talked to that girl Shelby last week, She used to be straight smoking. Now she looks like she got hit with a Gravy Dart. She's bigger than a yer Ma!

by smoothassedbutterlove December 13, 2012