Goof neuf

A person that has a hard time comprehending things that others find simple. Also they scream and freak out when anything changes or doesn't go their way. They also have zero social skills
That boy is really freaking out about suck a simple task. He's a real goof neuf.
by Joeblowtheho February 15, 2024
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goof 🦄

“goof 🦄” is a piece of terminology gabbi has created to describe something that is either realistically silly kinda like sally or to describe something not as proper as doing your usual but only unproper to you as well as other but along with that , behavior would change very slightly within yourself as in maybe acting majestically towards unmajestic things which is a very horrible thing to do.
Tyrone - aye dudet what was going on with you today ?

Jackaryth - oh yea brotha tutha , sorry bout that. i just had goof 🦄 sometimes whenever im going to work i just start crying because i want to sleep.

ex. 2

E - hey sally ?

S -yea ! whats up ?

E - so i heard the bad news about you and your boyfriend. and i just want to say im so sorry and that im here if you need someone to talk to !!

S - goof 🦄

E - no.

S - thank goodness
by Dance_01 January 6, 2025
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Goof my moo

The act of stroking your penis whilst taking a shit.
Man I’m really horny I think I’m gonna goof my moo
by MooGoofer May 19, 2024
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goof moment

Something used to describe a situation, usually one that is funny, goofacious, and/or slightly embarrassing. Best used in moderation, as repeated use can make people around you slightly annoyed.
Example 1:
Person A: I accidentally sent a message to the wrong person!
Person B: What a goof moment.

Example 2:

Person A: I bought candy yesterday for me and my sibling, but then I ate it all up on the way home from the store!
Person B: Oh, no!
Person A: Yeah, it was a certified goof moment!
Person B: Please stop.
by apollem September 14, 2023
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iPad goof

someone who uses ipad in a goofy was such as *typemdnd on ipadndjsk help mejd undertand*
"HE ISAN IPAD GOOF" or "clown ipad
by wiseass383 June 27, 2023
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Goof

A Goof who will drug you and take advantage of your vulnerability after your unconscious
by Goofsbegoofs May 11, 2023
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i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u
me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
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