Female Goober

Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.

Oh look! Mike is dating that female goober! They are a Mega Goob now!

by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019

goober doobers

The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.

jaeroll said maikee has some big goober doobers!

by jaeroll May 24, 2008

Goober Grabbers

A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious

These pants are goober grabbers. I only have nut huggers

by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014

Goofy Goober

A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.

"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."

by jommyDef November 2, 2022

instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

Goober Syndrome

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

by Eris___ February 9, 2023

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017