A person who is about 6'-2", has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, "plays" drums, exclusively listens to 90's alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
Guy 1: What's your middle name?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
Guy 2: Actually, I have two middle names: Steven and Fortner.
Guy 1: Oh, so you're a goober-weasel?
by Doucheperier February 19, 2010
Get the Goober-weaselmug. Females goobers carry many of the same characteristics as male goobers, including obesity, low iq, funny lookingness, and clumsiness. Many female goobers typically also try to be funny, when they are really just extremely annoying. A female and male goob in a relationship, is called a mega goob.
by kevinkeogh January 28, 2019
Get the Female Goobermug. The womens breats the upper part of the women lmao
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
the b.o.o.b.s the things guys like hahah the kool lumps
on them tumps somthing somthing there.
by jaeroll May 24, 2008
Get the goober doobersmug. A little like nut huggers but more serious. Nut huggers and just snug but goober grabbers are serious
by Geronimo Bo June 11, 2014
Get the Goober Grabbersmug. A person or object that is dumb and laughable.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
Usually a person that does absurd things for bad reason.
"Look at that goofy goober bro", "he is trying to be a tough guy even though he's wearing a video game hoodie."
by jommyDef November 2, 2022
Get the Goofy Goobermug. The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck
>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch
>extracts successfully
>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch
>extracts successfully
by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023
Get the Goobers Luckmug. AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel
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Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.
by Eris___ February 9, 2023
Get the Goober Syndromemug.