Google golf

A game consisting of trying various search terms in the hopes of finding one with the least (but still nonzero) number of results.

My best Google golf score is one. I typed in my name, and got my homepage, and nothing else. Apparently I'm a nobody. But at least I got an unbeatable score!

by ekolis January 25, 2014

volkswagen golf

A small, upscale hatchback that shares it's platform with the Volkswagen Jetta. Name is derived from the Atlantic Gulfstream wind current. The car itself is agile and responsive, very safe, and will carry anything you can put in it. A great choice for a first car or an all-around runabout for those days when the family Audi is too snobby. The Golf is a car for anyone- it comes in petrol, diesel and hybrid variants- and even a racy GTI version. The Golf crosses automotive boundaries like no other. This is thanks to its sportiness, practicality and it's upmarket interior and build quality. Gas mileage isn't the best and it's not the flashiest car around but overall it is a great car.

"Damn Mike, this car seems to do everything!"
"Yeah... It's a Volkswagen Golf, what do you expect?"

*high fives*

by TheCarFanatic April 15, 2014

VW Golf

the BEST HATCH BACK THERE EVER WAS!!

man: man that is one cool golf
man2: for sure

by lue_driver March 20, 2005

miniature golf face

The expression of someone who easily shows their emotions or reactions - the opposite of a poker face.

"I was trying to play it cool, but when my boss told me that I didn't get the promotion, she knew right away that I was angry and pissed off. I have SUCH a miniature golf face."

by Clemens March 21, 2008

nipple golf

A game where you stand in front of someone with your eyes closed and you take your hand or another object and try and touch the other persons nipple without looking.

Mary's boyfriend asked to play a game of nipple golf and she said okay.

by Partridge May 17, 2006

vw golf

A quality hatch back car, you need to slam it on Porsche rims, slap a classic roof rack on for a bit of retro class and top it all off with a 20v 1.8 Turbo. All shit heads in cheap nasty modified cars will try to race you, so slam the loud peddle to the floor, and show that fool what the back of your car looks like.

cl vw golf, big ass engine, polished porsche rims wi streched rubber,loto chrome, leather Interior and a bit of your own designs to make it yours,

by LIAM VW September 21, 2005

military golf

Means you're going: Left, Right, Left, Right, Left, Right ...

Another excellent golfing put down.

"Into the trees again boyo, I didn't realise we were playing military golf"

by Jamie Douglas September 8, 2006