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Fat goat

A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.
I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.
by Fatgoatperson November 25, 2019
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Cloak Goat

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.
by Jesus1023494582358468 October 24, 2010
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quick goats

A goat-gazelle hybrid, specially bred for speed-eating, faster thinking and sprinting uphill, often mistaken in conversation for the more quickly prepared version of oatmeal.
I got myself some of them quick goats, they’re much more efficient in this fast-moving world than just the regular old goats!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 10, 2019
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water goat

Water goats have two eyes and four pairs of arms and, like other cephalopods, they are bilaterally symmetric.
by wuad June 1, 2013
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Speed Goat

Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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goat's tongue

A middle-age European torture method where the victims' legs are tied to a tree and the bottoms of the feet are moistened with salt. A thirsty goat would then lick their feet until the flesh was worn away.
Olaf: Johan, do you want to go jogging?

Johan: No Olaf, I prefer to ride horse. The king gave me the goat's tongue today.

Source: BMJ Journal
by Diego Mendez August 26, 2009
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