The act of two individuals rubbing their buttholes together in a misguided attempt to achieve sexual pleasure. So named for the involuntary noises and facial expressions made by the participants during the act.
Person 1: Guys, I tried the Grumpy Troll last night.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
Person 2: Seriously? Feel anything.
Person 1: Nothing. Literally, nothing.
Person 2: How hard did you try.
Person 1: Let me put it this way. I'm much grumpier today.
by NoMoreButtRubs September 12, 2012
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John was excited to receive his first blowjob on the toilet, by Mary's poor handling of his nutsack turned the occasion into a real glumpken.
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