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disc golf

A game that is seemingly only played by old hippies and college students. College hippies seem to excel at this sport. One of the many sports that always seem easier when stoned and/or drunk.

The game is rather simple, throw a disc (frisbee-type thingy) into the basket (a pole with chains and a wire basket).

There are many different types of discs for many different types of throws. Courses can vary greatly, from wide-open flat courses to heavily wooded areas, to areas wrought with water hazards and areas with large hills and sudden drop-offs.

Disc Golf is also loosely termed "off-road golf" as the courses tend to be a lot harder than ball golf courses, in terms of the fairways and the rough.
Ball golf sucks, Disc golf rocks. Puff puff give.
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Golf Clap

A particularly virulent strain of Gonorrhea caused by illicit sexual intercourse with Tiger Woods. In the US, known incidences have increased rapidly since November of 2009, although it is not clear exactly how long this disease has run rampant.

Golf Clap cannot be spread by sharing toilets and bathrooms or by those who have Jesse Jamesed
"If I have Golf Clap, can it be transmitted to my unborn, out of wedlock, child?"

"If I am experiencing and outbreak of Golf Clap, should I avoid sexual intercourse with men dressed as Nazi's?"
by ratchet42 April 21, 2010
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barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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Golf Ball Hole

When a girl stands naked, legs together, at the top of her legs, before the naughty bits, there is sometimes a triangular shape where her legs curve back in and there is space between the thighs at the top.

Mainly this is only on tall, athletic or skinny girls, apparently this is ideal when you could just fit a golf ball through, as any bigger is deemed too big, and smaller is deemed too small.
-What do you like most in a girl? Boobs? Legs?

-No man, I'm all about the golf ball hole.
by *missfit* February 5, 2010
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golf war

The hot new golf simulations from CrapTec that often shows up in misspelled google searches for "gulf war", whose titles eerily reflect the situations of the actual gulf wars.
Try Golf War and Golf War II: Sand Trap today!
by supaDISC March 19, 2005
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Hit Golf Balls

Slang for jerking off, ambiguous enough so your girl won't figure it out
by Adam32 July 26, 2007
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Golf clap

The golf clap is considered the most sophisticated clap of American culture and is normally associated with the upper classes. It is unusual in that it is preformed with a bit of reservation and thoughtful rhythm, unlike other claps which consist of haphazardly flailing obese arms in hopes that the palms occasionally make contact to produce the loudest noise possible.

The golf clap is usually preformed after American high society pastimes such as ruining the global market, sending poorer Americans to kill as many brown yuropians as possible, and ingesting near lethal doses of cocaine over brunch.
Renowned American stateswoman Sarah Palin preforms a golf clap after taking out wolf packs and moose herds with missiles from her Apache hunting helicopter.
by Eutectic September 9, 2012
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