Glock bite

This is also known as "slide bite". It occurs when a moron fires any semi-automatic handgun and has his/her thumb too high up on the back of the weapon and when the trigger is pulled the person gets his/her thumb, or thumb region of their hand injured (usually a laceration) by the action of the slide. Glock Bite refers to when it is a Glock firearm being used by an idiot, and the idiot gets his/her hand injured.

John: Dude, lets go to the range again. I want to buck your Glock.

Joe: No numbnuts, I thought you would have had enough after that case of Glock Bite you got last time.

by Miamiwhitey January 8, 2010

glockoma

The condition resulting from a gunshot wound to the head. Yep your dead!

'...As I state earlier officer, the fool kept steppin, so as a precautionary measure,I lined up with his brow piece and the result was one stiff fuck stick lying in a glockoma."

by Inducedglockoma March 13, 2009

glock

Very reliable, quite accurate, ergononically awful ugliest handgun on the market.

If that gun were my dog, I'd shave it's ass and make it walk down the street backwards

by Kelly January 3, 2004

glockenspeil

sexy xylophone, tehe.

landon likes to play his glockenspiel.

by maddie March 28, 2005

glock n shock

The act of making a gun with both hands and then proceeding to stick said guns into a woman's vaginal/anal openings. Act is generally meant to be a shock to the woman.

Watch out for Vishal's glock n shock!

by Kamen Headquarters December 15, 2008

Glock

Glock is a popular euphemism for for a woman's personal vibrator. While the term can apply to all vibrators, it is normally only used in regards to phallic shaped vibrators with a black or chrome finish.

I'm riding on my glock tonight.

Her glock is so powerful, it could cut pavement.

My glock is out of battery power; looks like I'm taking a trip to the Radio Shack for replacements.

by MacNastyBurger February 24, 2011

glock

Verb. To explode, grenade or otherwise violently disassemble . Based on the Glock semi-automatic pistol's tendency to explode (or Kaboom) when using certain types of ammunition (mainly reloaded or remanufactured).

I don't think my rifle will Glock on me unless I plug the barrel first.

That propane tank will Glock if you throw it in the fire.

by limaxray January 5, 2009