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Jake friedman 

A very annoying ginger kid with no friends
Kid 1: Yo lets chill and go golfing in the morning before I go get some really crappy looking shoes and a miami heat shirt to match my hair

Kid 2: Nahhh chill what do you think I am a Jake Friedman

Natalia Friedman 

Natalia is the best girl in the world and every guy wants her but she’s mine so fuck off
Natalia Friedman is so hot too bad she’s with Jack

Technological Freudian Slip 

When you make a Freudian slip through text or other forms of electronic non-verbal communication.
Person A: I have a few questions. Will the anime know what happened after it's dead?
Will the people know what happened to the food they ate after their dead?
in 100 years will anyone know or remember the anime or what happened?
What the hell are u fighting for

Vegan: anime?

Person A: animal* sorry autocorrection.

Vegan: looool you text about anime so much that your gboard had to adapt

Everyone: dude he watches anime that's basically half-naked cartoons who usually look 7 but 20k in the lore

Person A: why did I let my Iphone get white and sticky after watching anime and make this technological Freudian slip

Sara Elizabeth Friedman 

The definition of Sara Elizabeth Friedman, is someone who is a lost very NOT independent girl. She is the type of woman who is to go on lots of dates and as she goes on those dates she texts other “dates” at the same time.
Sara Elizabeth Friedman is known as a Peasant.😔

What in the freudian fuck?!

Used to express astonishment, shock, incredulity, or disbelief about freudian relations or actions.
My girlfriend said she likes me because I look like her dad. What in the freudian fuck?!