fictional googology

noun - the practice of creating fictional numbers higher than Absolute Infinity, a number that is deemed the highest possible infinity by googologists out of unicode characters.

Nerd: uhmmm acksually The Final Absolutely Difficult Many Impossible Infinity is higher than infinity!!1111!!
Person: No.
Nerd: fictional googology is better!!!!
Person: Fictional googology isn't math.

by unicodeixixixi July 29, 2023

False Friction

Alliterative phrase used when someone is paranoid that there is "friction" (tension) between them and someone else. The "friction" is usually exaggerated and "false", e.g. non existent.

1)
A: "hm, why hasn't Julie 'phoned me"
B: "she is busy, stop creating false friction"

2)
A: "I think there is some false friction between me and Lucy"
B: "dude, thats not false, you tried to kiss her at the airport!"

by False Friction September 8, 2005

Non Fiction Fiction

Essentially A Short Lived Lie Told By Some1 Who Wants To Hide The Truth About An Embarrassing Situation. The Speaker Of This Non Fiction Fiction Is Often Caught In The Middle Or Immediately After The Story Is Said

-Walks Up To Group Of Guys-
Marcus-"I Just Quit This Crap Job Man!"
Guy 1-"Wow, Just Like That?"
Marcus-"Yeah, The Boss Was Destroyed When I Told Him"
Guy 2-"Sounds Like Some Non Fiction Fiction To Me"
Marcus-"Nah Brah Its A True Story"
Guy 3-"How Are You Still Here After The Boss Caught You Jerking Off In Your Cubical?! By The Way, Security Is Coming So You May Wanna Go!"

by Kokujoman July 28, 2011

Fan Fiction

A piece of 'literature' written by a fan of a tv show, movie, series, anime, etc centered around the same or some of the same characters and possibly a similar plot. Fan fictions usually contain characters acting in a manner that they would never act like, dating people they would never date (including people not of their gender preference), getting with people that they would never get with, and so on. Many are never finished, are never editted, and are not worth reading. In sites such as fanfiction.net they are likely to contain yaio.

"(reads) ...And so Itachi pressed Naruto... (wait is this fan fiction rated R? -goes to read another-) ...Kiari commed her haire in perfekt emostile..."

by Electromagnetic Spectrum January 10, 2009

Air Friction

The magical and elemental force that enables people, usually video game characters, to jump a second time in mid air without actually touching anything with their feet. The build up of air friction in the persons feet causes a massive downward force when it reaches critical levels and is expelled. Also responsible for hundreds of other random and mainly unexplainable occurrences.

It's a me a Mario
Jump followed by second jump off of Air Friction...

by Sgt. Gustav February 5, 2008

friction burn

A sore someone aquires on the lips or tongue from eating too much hot pussy.

Person 1: Hey, what's that on your lip?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a friction burn.
Person 1: A friction burn?
Person 2: Ya, I got it from eating too much hot pussy.

by Hieroglyphics Rock! June 25, 2005

fictional googology

noun - the cult-like act of creating numbers "higher" than Absolute Infinity, a number higher than the known infinity using Unicode symbols.

Person: There is nothing higher than Infinity.
Nerd: Uhmmm ackhsually it's The Absolute Finality Ending of Fictional Googology 500HD 🤓
Person: No it isn't?
Nerd: According to fickshunal googologee it is 🤓
Person: What the fuck?

by unicodeixixixi July 29, 2023