Sexy, gentle man, every girl would love to be his girl. If your not his friend you don't have friends because everyone is his friend. He's also great in bed
by FrankyOG October 4, 2016
Get the francis tysonmug. -Where six hands are present on one body in a sexual manner. Most often two pairs belong to males and the third pair belongs to the female getting the attention.
-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
-Deriving its name from the founder of San Francisco where the act was defined.
While camping out with Jon and Jacob, Janet was the happy recipient of the Six Handed Sir Francis Drake.
by Xamatron October 16, 2008
Get the Six handed Sir Francis Drakemug. When cousins are all at the beach surfing, and one has a totally hairy chest while the others are all baby-seal-slick, that hairy cousin has Francis Fur.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
Francis Fur grows like a genetic mutation, and can not be easily shaved. Razors clog and break so tree trimmers are needed. Francis Fur creates enough static electricity on a dry winter day to power a house for a week.
Francis Fur has a Velcro effect and must be covered by a cotton shirt, preferably one with a 4 leaf Irish clover logo on it, in order to prevent static cling to any item.
During a family get together, Uncle Kurt told everyone a surfing story:
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
“Wow, when cousin Steve, went surfing with cousin Damon, they were riding a wave and really carving the tube. All of a sudden, both boards got magically stuck in the water and they both flew off into the rotor.”
“When they cam up, both boards were stuck to cousin Fran, who had been body surfing in the path. Apparently, his Francis Fur velcroed the boards because he didn’t have his t-shirt on.”
“Luckily, neither Steve nor Damon were injured when the boards were ripped out from under them.”
by No Tango and no Cash September 28, 2023
Get the Francis Furmug. by Ricco27 July 4, 2019
Get the Francismug. That cringe and/or socially awkward kid in high school who smells like wet dimes, hates girls for not liking him calling them bitches, and argues with the teacher every class. He is also the type of guy to still live in his parents basement at the age of 30 playing dating sims instead of talking to an actually girl, and persistently ask people whether they have games on their phone like a 4 year old.
Jake: yo that Francis guy is fucking weird, he always smells like a wet sock
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
Gabe: yeah for real, I heard he hissed at a girl for telling him for the last time she didn’t have Pokémon go on her phone.
by Threemad November 23, 2021
Get the Francismug. Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"
by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
Get the Pope Francismug. 