France

A shit country full of gay activists

France is more like a 5th world country

by France=bastard country June 8, 2022

I see France

Part of a schoolyard rhyme sung whenever some poor sod's underwear is exposed.

Sometimes shortened to either "I see London" or "I see France", or further shortened to the verbs "see London" or "see France".

Kid A, upon catching a glimpse of Kid B's underwear: "I see London, I see France, I see Kid B's underpants!"

by E hates Q July 12, 2021

France

Hell

I went to France just to see Paris, until realizing the not only Paris but the entirety of the country is just one hellhole.

by Montemountainmontana December 26, 2022

Alfie France

Grade A loser who thinks he's the man.

Seen that guy over there? I know he's a right Alfie France.

by LeetheG May 26, 2020

France

France is a type of person that wasn’t born in France. France wants to go visit France. For example, he is an Environmentalists person. Also, He is a caring, loyal, honest, kind-hearted, and patient person. Additionally, France will take you to France soon in the future if you're his girlfriend because he's visiting France soon in the future. Lastly, go hit up France if you're interested in visiting France for free.

France is that you?

by Is that you? November 23, 2021

The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of France (V-Sync)

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

France

The equivalent of getting sixty 100s on math where your average goes from 88.98 to 90, but get one 0 and the average turns to 23. Also shit country.

WW1: Absolutely kicking German ass on the Western front; no credit
WW2: Gets invaded easily due to many internal problems and eventually fighting off the nazis; bullied for eternity.

The country and food are beautiful, the people aren’t.

Wehraboo: France sucks! They lost in WW2
Historian: *pulls sandal out ready to beat ass*

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019