A word a dumbass in an art class created. The dumbass said the word after he thought that was what somebody else said. The person actually said Captain Falkan. The actual meaning is unknown.
by Beaner_Jose November 12, 2008
Get the Cock Fountainmug. When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.
by TGuano December 21, 2017
Get the double chocolate fountainmug. An early eighties term referring to male oral sex, popularised in the smiths song of the same title.
Reel around the fountain, shove me on the patio, I'll take it slowly. A-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-a-whoa-ho.
by Dzoldzaya December 24, 2006
Get the reel around the fountainmug. A sexual act involving two partners wherein one partner does a prolonged handstand and allows the second person to insert approximately 40-50 ice cubes down their anus. Once all the ice cubes have been tucked into place, allow 5 minutes for the ice to melt. Now, person 2 will reach around the abdomin of person 1 and squeeze tightly as if performing the Heimlich Maneuver. If all goes according to plan, a blast of cold water will shoot from partner 1's anus. Partner 2 should try to catch as much of the water in his/her mouth as possible. Swallowing is optional.
by Circadian Hour March 22, 2008
Get the cold water fountainmug. When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone
Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.
by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019
Get the alabama fountain popmug. by sucifer February 5, 2010
Get the Protestant Water Fountainmug. When a male gets kicked in the nutsack making him ejeculate blood. Thus being a fruit punch fountain
by Castor The Great January 1, 2009
Get the Fruit Punch Fountainmug.