Salty Foundations

A term used to describe the residue left behind when a man relieves himself after sex or masturbation. The phrase is given its name from the often salty taste and smell of the substance.

Phil: "I've laid my salty foundations."
Darren: "Oh realy? when's it due?"

by Darren Ravenscroft December 15, 2008

Peeping Fountain

A two toned case of flatulence. I high pitch squeal immediately fallowed by a much longer raspier burst.

Peeping Fountain: Bewp-Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

by Cr4zyJ4ke November 6, 2013

alabama fountain pop

When you shit In a empty fountain pop freeze it shove the frozen turd back up ur ass then shit it back out and repeat the process until its completely gone

Mom: why the fuck is a frozen cup of shit in my freezer? Kid: shut the fuck up mom it's a Alabama fountain pop put it back.

by Bjpohio2255 November 22, 2019

Burly Men Found

adj: term used to describe a very bad situation where things have gone wrong to a high degree

1) I accidentally knocked a mafia boss' drink over, and it was Burly Men Found from that point on
2) Burly Men Found in Moscow today as terrorists launched a suicide attack

by Peter 'Valenn1' C. November 22, 2003

mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad

class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Adam Goh June 7, 2021

Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

New Found Glory

Coming from Coral Spring FL in 1997 with there CD its all about the girls" NFG (new found glory) really got fans attention with there CD “Nothing gold can stay”. In that CD was one of there many hits “hit or miss”. Signed with multiple labels such as Drive thru, Geffen, Fiddler, MCA and Drummerboy it’s easy to see why NFG went platinum multiple times. They are going on there 11 year together and are still putting CDs out. They have been named everything from emo to pop-punk to hardcore to easycore although they must be label they say they don’t liked to be, they just what to play music for there fans and don’t care what kind it is.

P.S for all you non-NFG fans you can suck my NEW FOUND GLORY loving dick!!!!

PERSON 1- You got to get that New Found Glory cd that’s coming out in 3/18/08?
PERSON 2- I should smash you for even asking that! Occurs I am you dumb shit.

by NFGzimm February 12, 2008