Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
by da Fonze December 3, 2023
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Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong
Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong
by Yelnats May 23, 2020
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Stanley Steamer

Very similar to a Cleveland steamer and a Cincinnati steamer, the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person. Though a Cleveland steamer includes the face, the Cincinnati steamer includes the body, but the Stanley steamer includes defecating on a person's feet, then mixing the feces in your Stanley cup, using the toes of the person to mix them in.
I hit up this softdom mommy to have a fun time with, she told me she was dieting with fiber, oh man i hope she gives me a Stanley steamer!
by funxey_pls April 19, 2025
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stanley

stanley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. he will love you for who you are and will be someone you can really trust. if you find a stanley, love him and never let him go!
who's that boy he was so sweet?! oh that's stanley, he's so amazing!
by cutieee_patootie November 25, 2021
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He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
by themanTM September 21, 2023
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Stanley

A Stanley is a person who blindly follows fads just because others are doing it.
by Knowledge The Knower January 27, 2024
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