Milk Flaps

Noun; Derogatory/Insulting term to describe a extremely pale girl. Preferably one who is ginger or has lots of freckles.

No, I wouldn't go out with old milk flaps, or, I caught him getting off with milk flaps.

by *Crumpet* June 23, 2007

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

pork flaps

vagina flaps... mmm

her pork flaps were wobbling around like a soggy taco

by johoe March 4, 2009

Chest Flaps

Saggy, deflated breasts of women who once had large, curvy bosoms - often a direct result of old age and/or childbirth....now, become simply cumbersome and always impeding mobility.

Sheila - "Honey, I'm cold."

Vern - "Well, you can always stuff them chest flaps nicely in your front pockets."

by Dilberto December 29, 2009

FETA FLAPS

WHEN SOMEONES VAGINA SMELLS ssoo BAD, THE SMELLS LINGURES THROUGH THE BATHROOM STALES. sMELLS LIKE DEAD ROAD KILL SITTING IN THE

SUN FOR WEEKS. tHE FETA IS BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF MOISTURE SEEPING IN BETWEEN THE FLAPS, IT GETS ABSORBS IN THE PORES. GENERALLY

PEOPLE ON THE HEAVIER SIDE EXPERIENCE THIS DISGUSTING ODOUR OR DISORDER.

I Can't go in the bathroom, it smells like feta flaps!!!!!

by a lot of meat February 28, 2011

mud flaps

when your out riding four-wheelers and a girls flanges are flopping on the side of the seat colecting dust , and turning into mud.

janis your mud flaps are hanging down.

by mud dobber June 13, 2009

fetus flaps

another name for pussy lips meat Curtain}

that girl had some big fetus flaps looked like roast beef between her legs.

by Petronius Dragginius March 24, 2006