fluff criminal

1. A degenerate furry guilty of weaponizing cuteness and thirst at the same time.
2. One who commits unspeakable acts of fluff — too soft to be legal, too horny to be wholesome.

“That twink is such a fluff criminal—guilty on all counts of uwu in the first degree.”

“Bro showed up to the con with a tail plug and called it drip… fluff criminal behavior.”

by lalittle August 17, 2025

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Cunt Fluff

d, The fluff that accumlates after having no sex for 3+ weeks.

v, a woman who has a dry spell can develop cunt fluff

Jack pulled in the bar but when they got into Lisa's bed, Jack saw she had cunt fluff.

Jack: "Lisa you have cunt fluff!"
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Lisa: "I can't help it, I've not had sex for over a month"

by The Fairy Sesh Mother July 23, 2019

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Diamond in the fluff

Any girl who has a pretty face but needs to lose about 20 - 30lbs before she could be considered hot

I saw a girl at the gym who was a real diamond in the fluff, once she drops some of that holiday weight I might ask her out

by Tragulus April 5, 2010

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taint fluff

-a failure

I don't want you marrying that taint fluff!
But dad, I love him....we bought a couch together.

by GozUnlimited July 14, 2016

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no fluff

Only realness, nothing superficial. Not at the surface, but the deep.

It's a way of being. You're only real.

Do you really like this?
Of course, no fluff ✨

by SOUND ΛLCHEMIST ✨ November 22, 2016

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corporate fluff

Sentences (especially long ones) that add no real information, but are used to make things look "professional."

Company mission statements are full of corporate fluff;

We are committed to providing outstanding products at competitive prices. Our excellence in developing innovative solutions shall meet the evergrowing needs of today's modern consumer. Our high standards and integrity shall set the standard for this industry.

by _entivore_ September 11, 2006

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