Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

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franken-fucked

When something has been repaired so many times that it no longer appears to be what it once was.

I don't need a new laptop, yet. Mine still works, but it's franken-fucked.

by Deadfella September 20, 2010

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fcuked • fucked • fucked up • fucked off • Fuckedupedness • Fucked out • fucked up shit • fuckedupness • fucked down • fucked-in-half

Lane Fucked

Lane fucked , is when you get into what you think is the fast lane, but the minute you enter the lane it suddenly stops. You change lanes, hoping to avoid the problem that caused the slowing, but again, your new lane suddenly stops and the previous lane starts moving again . You can be "Lane Fucked" over and over again.

Tom : I'm very sorry that I'm late for the meeting , I was repeatedly "Lane fucked" on the way to the office this morning.

Joe : I hear you, I was "Lane fucked " one time on the way to the airport and I missed my plane!

by Elmalevo December 3, 2010

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