fairweather family

Someone who is family or acts like family when it's easy for them to be, them change on you when it's through thick and thin.

Family, most of the time, is fairweather family until provened innocent.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 31, 2007

family zoned

Just like friend zoned but not seen as friends but seen as a member of your family

"ooo did that hot girl come round last night?"

"yeah but all we did was watch a movie and she called me her 'bro', I'm so family zoned"

by criticalmuffins May 29, 2015

tomlinson family

Tomlinson family is one of the strongest families that the world knows of. They are all incredible and inspiring.

The ‘Tomlinson Family’ are incredible.
The ‘Tomlinson Family’ are all inspiring in their own ways.

by Louiss_tommo91 October 27, 2019

Sylvanian families

Sylvanian families are a collection of small, plastic and fabric toy animals that have human characteristics. In a family there is usually a mum, a dad, 2 siblings and 2 babies, though these do vary. The animals include cats, dogs, otters, frogs, and others. They wear clothes and live in houses that seem to be early from 20th century england. Typically collected by 4-11 year olds, though you do get collectors who are a lot older.

even though im 16, i still love my Sylvanian families because of the old English atmosphere and the depiction of a perfect family life...

by Mongoose, Lord of cheese February 5, 2008

family guy

Verb: To point out the punchline or gag of your own joke so that your audience, which you assume is daft, will understand and laugh.

Person 1: My head is actually extremely hard
Person 1: Hahaha that's sexual!!!
Person 2: Way to Family Guy your own joke, man.

by mattgcn March 8, 2009

working families

Meaningless statement favoured by the moron that for some reason Australia voted Prime Minister.

"Working families, working families, working families, working families." Kevin Rudd (Australian Prime Minister)

by someaussie April 16, 2008

Family Jeopardy

To play this demented but fun game you will need your family to participate ( pets included!) Before sitting down to watch Alex Trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. After each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( Even number families are encourged to play this game only). Instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or "beat" the shit out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: balls hitting the leg , or vaginal lips flapping loudest). The person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who participates in being "Alex". Also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. Finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players semen in order to gain immortality.

Man, I totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing Family Jeopardy.

Family Jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce Dr.

by Brent Champion May 28, 2008