failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.
Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
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failure

when you dont make your asian dad proud
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Failure

A: Dude I just got promoted at work!
B: Where do you work again?
A Walmart, why?
B: Oh, so your a failure.
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan May 13, 2011
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Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass
I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen
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Anal failure

What happens when you take a really thick BBC up your ass
I heard he got diagnosed with anal failure he probably got fucked by Owen
by Nigga Griggs November 13, 2023
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