facebook decieved

When a girl is not as hot in real life as her profile pictures on facebook.

Friend 1: "Johnny's new gf looks bangin!"
Friend 2: "No she's ugly as shit man we got facebook decieved."

by big meech 11 September 20, 2010

facebook valley girl

Someone who is on facebook constantly but says nothing and like, likes a lot. AKA a fbvg

Suzie has a lot of friends because she's like totally a facebook valley girl

by sagefortune8 November 27, 2013

Facebook Minute

(n) an elongated and obscure period of time spent distracted on Facebook when the original intent was to merely check your messages.

Dude, where’s Mark?

Oh, he just ran inside to check his messages really quick. He’ll back in a Facebook minute.

Fuck, we’re never gonna eat now.

by TacomaBeags July 1, 2011

Facebook Paranoia

Facebook Paranoia - Noun. - unfounded or ill-founded fear of (1) unauthorized editing of one's Facebook (FB) account characterized by unflattering profile pics or socially deplorable interests by hackers or prankster friends; (2) misinterpretation of FB communication due to lack of voice inflection, especially in private messaging; (3) seizure and hoarding of drunken/out-of-context photos by others for future blackmail; (4) being caught in a lie when your off-FB conversations are countered by another's cognizance of your FB information; (5) unintentionally revealing oneself as a stalker by acknowleging awareness of another's interests or recent activities only noted on FB, especially when involving a crush/casual hook-up;

Facebook paranoia situation 4 - John to friend while at gym: "Sorry I couldn't watch the game with you guys last night, I was putting nitro in the Mustang." Friend: "Dude, don't lie, I totally saw your girl's wall post to her friend that you were watching The Notebook last night with her and that you cried during the love-making scene."

Facebook paranoia situation 5 - Girl: "My friend and I were talking about going to a movie later this week, if you don't have to work maybe you can join us?" Boy: "Oh yeah, I've been wanting to see Zoolander too and I don't have to work Thursday!!" Girl: "Um....how'd you know.....?"

by Jeannette2 May 28, 2008

Facebook ghost

An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.

This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.

Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?

Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.

by Johnny Popular November 25, 2011

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

Facebook Time

The time used to Facebook stalk a person, generally a romantic interest, after a first meeting.

Speaker 1: Yo, I saw you got that girl's number last night. Does she have any hot friends?

Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!

Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!

by Peaceful Souls December 9, 2012