eskimo dreamcatcher

The act of feverishly masturbating preferably with ski goggles and ear muffs into a fully locked and loaded leaf blower. Expelling your full exfoliating load of hot man syrup directly onto but not limited to face and or chest area for the ultimate boomerang effect.

So me and the boys huddled up in the garage last night created the ultimate Eskimo dreamcatcher circle while doing peyote and ecstasy.

Verb: You have been dream catched. BITCH!

by Cum with the wind July 16, 2022

Eskimo Reach Around

A sex act where a male or female places a ice cube under their partners balls, then attempt to jerk them off from behind and get them to finish before the ice cube melts.

Oh my god Brenden, i gave patrick the quickest Eskimo Reach Around last night.

by asorie July 14, 2023

Trash Eskimos

the homeless

Look at those Trash Eskimos in their dumpster igloo.

by eku12 October 16, 2008

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.

The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

sneaky Eskimo

Someone who is sleeping or unaware gets nutted on the face and ice thrown on them

My friend wouldn’t wake up so I gave him a sneaky Eskimo

by Japoncho July 11, 2023

eskimoot

An eskimo that refuses to be an inuit because he is just that cool. It can often be seen in it's natural habitat -the tundra- where it kicks seals in the face.

Onlooker- "Holy snap an eskimoot!"

eskimoot- *kicks seal in the face*

by Bitch Commander October 5, 2005

reverse eskimo twins

when one friend fucks a twin and her best friend fucks the other

when isabelle has sex with blake, and jasmine has sex with tyler. isabelle and jasmine are now reverse eskimo twins.

by billy bob the third and final April 28, 2022