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maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic 

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!
"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"
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Quiz: Am I Pregnant? 

Quiz: Am I Pregnant? is a quiz to see if ur pregnant
Quiz: Am I Pregnant?
i dont fuckin know take a test idiot

White Bred Pregnant Black Woman

A Black woman who loves big white cock is bred by a White man's powerful load, making her a White Bred Pregnant Black Woman.

#WBPBW
"She loves big white cock so much that she wants to be a White Bred Pregnant Black Woman."

Black Bred Pregnant Black Woman

A Black woman who loves big black cock is bred by a Black man's powerful load, making her a black Bred Pregnant Black Woman.
β€œShe loves big black cock so much that she wants to be a Black Bred Pregnant Black Woman.”

plap plap plap plap get pregnant

When she's thinking properly she's against it but once the fun gets started she fully accepts it.
Can't wait for Plapfield.
PLAP CORRECTION NEEDED!!!
Pat pat pat get happy get happy get happy!!!
it's always plap plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant πŸ˜”

Throw me to the wolves and i'll come back pregnant

An idiom used to represent determination and confidence.
Person 1: You'll never do this!
Person 2: Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back pregnant.

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant 

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".