EPIC SHIT

Something epic. Completely and utterly so.

Also, it gives you a great rush when you scream it at the top of your lungs. Try it. You know you want to. C'mon, nobody's looking.
Me: Man, this is some EPIC SHIT.
EPIC.
SHIT.
Friend: Yeah.
by Gaiacarra September 22, 2006
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epic phail

Epic Phail is used when Phail doesn't explain just how much the person or thing phails.
(Someone trips while walking, drops something glass, misses when playing basketball, etc.)
You exclaim: "EPIC PHAIL!" ("Epic Phailure" works just as well.)
by Adam (epic) August 24, 2007
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epic gamer

an epic gamer is someone who games 24/7. Wake up, game ufeel.
flavy plays rust 24/7 cause he’s an epic gamer.
joe and oel play fortnite all the time cause they real epic gamers.
by non epic gamer ylime May 09, 2018
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Epic Win

A win or victory of some nature which falls in the following categories
-An overwhelming Victory over an opponent
-A victory thats been snatched from the jaws of defeat
-An unexpected victory from an underdog
-Something fantastic thats happened or worked out unexpectably well
Guy 1:How the hell did you do that!?
Guy 2:It was a good win yes
Guy 1:No, it was more than that, it was an Epic Win!
by kieranRal February 11, 2008
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Epic-dary

Derived from the words 'epic' and 'legendary', the word epic-dary signifies something or someone that is awesome enough to deserve instant and copious gratification (being epic) and yet not fleeting and should be remembered for a very long period of time (being legendary)

NOT to be confused with awesome milk (see: epic-dairy)
Tim: "Holy sh*t!"

John: "What happened?"

Tim: "I just nuked a frozen grape in my microwave."

John: "Sh*t, that's epic-dary!"
by The Invincible Blackman August 03, 2010
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epic mount

When a guy is having rough sex with a girl doggystyle, raises both arms in the air and yells "FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOMMMMM!!!!" as he busts a nut.
Damn, he epic mounted her ass last night...
by 8D August 29, 2006
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Too Epic

Excuse that covers ALL situations and doesn’t require any further explanation.
Sorry, I was being a little Too Epic to answer your call
by Kid Blue July 04, 2022
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