eleon-speak

A fast-spoken, techno-filled stream of conscious string of spoken thought that is almost impossible to follow, even by the most fluent -- but ultimately is correct. If the listener can understand what is being said, they could almost definitely have the answer to life, the universe and everything(tm), but most folks simply nod their head and allow their eyes to glaze over.

"Oh -- you start at 1, so we should go with 8, but that does not mean 16 is correct next, and we should look into a better equation to not need the 4 or 8 step. We should also check out an index on the call of the data from the system to speed it all up."

by Jantis January 15, 2004

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

Elron

Elron: a name. Elron is also a train company in Estonia. If you name your child Elron it is in hope of someone running a train on them in later life.

His name was Elron. Elron had the Trump train run on him so often his asshole looked like an open jar of half empty vegemite.

by CivilWarForAll February 15, 2019

ElonGate

ElonGate is a coverup of the death of Elon Musk that occurred on March 5 by lithium battery explosion “ the explosion took place at 8:25 AM EST Friday and he was pronounced dead at 9:17 AM EST”

Guy 1: You see that everyone thinks Elon Musk is alive?
Guy 2: But I thought he was alive...
Guy 1: No he’s dead it’s called ElonGate

by Whookyman1222 March 5, 2021

Elon

complete asshole who thinks he's the shit and goes from girl to girl without even think about it, he also teases girls into liking him and then goes for a different girl and doesn't even realize what he is doing because he's a complete douche-bag

I hate elon because he doesn't even realize how much i love him

by Emily Partole May 10, 2008

elsin

1) Someone who is really good in sex and soccer

2) Someone who snitches his friends to act cool

1) Oh MY Gosh, that elsin fucked me hard, i loved it!

2) Wtf man, that Elsin snitched us again! We have to smack his face one time

by messengerfromholland November 4, 2007

Elison

The biggest shmeat-head you’ll ever meet.

Man that feller Elison is the biggest shmeat I know!

by 5048 February 26, 2019