Eli

Small penis, but thick

Hey, i see you goy Eli; small penis

by ddakkuli89 November 1, 2017

Eli

An asshole that dates a thot

Eli is such a bitch ass who capes and thinks it’s cool

by Not Eli’s little brother April 16, 2019

Eli

Eli is a one syllable sun of a bitch that is never right and is made by a sperm donor

Eli fuck off

by Anoooomissssssss July 2, 2019

Eli

A little bitch and gettin shit on by ex’s

Eli is a little bitch who quit football

by CoreyWhip21 November 4, 2019

Eli

Really fucking hot. Makes you question your sexual orientation.

Dude 1: I'm straight
Dude 2: Hey look, it's Eli!
Dude 1: Hmm

by Communist Basterd January 19, 2019

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

pulling an eli

When you ditch your friends to go and talk to girls.

Example of pulling an Eli

Guy#1 Where did Bob go??
Guy#2 Bob ditches us to go talk to girls
Guy#3 he is pulling an eli

by NotAmmon November 9, 2018