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Mexican Dumptruck

When you shit in a sombrero and later use defecation as nacho dip.
Maybe later me and my friends will have the old Mexican Dumptruck.

Why use cheese when you have the Mexican Dumptruck?
by antiari January 6, 2014
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dumptastic

something so awesome it makes you want to shit your pants.
Katie, thanks for the new toilet seat for Christmas, it's absolutely dumptastic!!!
by Jamie Sigman February 3, 2008
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Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"
Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.
by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011
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Dumptastic

A girl with an amazing dumper. Dumper is an affectionate term for a girl's ass.
That girl's butt is DUMPTASTIC!!
by Mr Brainwash March 3, 2011
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Humptie Dumptie

When, to your surprise, you go to pee in a wall urinal and you find a load of shit just sitting there clogging the path of the piss. It is the nemesis of every janitor.
Nick: Dude I was just in the bathroom and someone couldnt wait to hit the stalls and took a Humptie Dumptie.

Tim: Dude I know, I did it...
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Donald Dumptruck

Donald Trump's actual name.

Pokémon evolution: Donald Trump, Donald Dumpster, and lastly, Donald Dumptruck.
Sean isn't just being a Donald Trump, he's being a Donald Dumptruck.
by BigSmoke40 November 19, 2020
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Cum dumpster

When a chick is sucking your cock and you notice insane amounts of jizz oozing out of her loose, overworked snatch. Because we are guys, we continue on face fucking her and dump the contents of our balls into said bitches gut.
Dude, really. Your mom is a filthy slut. I mean, she sucks a good dick and all but holy shit she's a total cum dumpster. How many guys do you think she fucked already today? I'm guessing by the amount of jizz i saw seeping out of her loose flappy twat and asshole, that she's been with 8 or 9 guys already today. Have a talk with her will ya?
by Dick driller July 24, 2010
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