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Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!
It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.
by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007
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Dry Spell

1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.

2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.
1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.

2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."
by Anynms November 29, 2007
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dry fart

Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.
Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.
by Vinz Clortho April 7, 2008
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dry wally

The act of sticking a dry finger in ones ear
Like a wet Willy but with a dry finger. A dry Wally
by Ecosi January 16, 2017
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Dry Virgin

The name given to somebody who lost their dry virginity when they dry fucked or dry humped a girl in bed, but sadly haven’t made it that far to lose their actual virginity while in bed.
Friend 1: Yo, Ron is such a Dry Virgin, he only has dry humped a few chicks!
Friend 2: Stop talking about it , Barry!
by dgarretson530 February 16, 2019
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dry frank

The opposite of a wet Willy. It is when you stick your finger in your ear getting covered in wax and shoving it in someone's mouth
Dude Cameron gave me a wet Willy, but I got him back with a dry frank! He puked!
by PapaPeedee December 7, 2017
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Hang dry

When a woman sets spread legged on a swing or well ventilated hanging chair after having vigorous sex to dry out before her next sexual encounters.
Did you see that hooker in that family’s back yard hang drying her shit out. Damn that’s some nasty shit.
by Physically a horse June 22, 2019
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