Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!

It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.

by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007

Dry Spell

1. To go for a long period of time without something. This usually refers to illegal narcotics, but can also refer to sex, food, or water.

2. The period of time in which no illegal narcotics can be found inside of a particular area.

1. The Mayans had a long dry spell in which many of its people died from lack of food.

2. "There has been a dry spell in the area; I haven't had my heroin fix in a long time."

by Anynms November 29, 2007

dry fart

Your standard issue fart. There are no offending ass juices that escape when you release the noxious gas.

Man, after all those beans I'm glad that was a dry fart.

by Vinz Clortho April 7, 2008

Hang dry

When a woman sets spread legged on a swing or well ventilated hanging chair after having vigorous sex to dry out before her next sexual encounters.

Did you see that hooker in that family’s back yard hang drying her shit out. Damn that’s some nasty shit.

by Physically a horse June 22, 2019

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

Dry Joseph

A dry joseph is when you stick your finger in your ear, and then put it someones mouth.

Did you see what Aaron did the other day? Paige was asleep and he gave her a dry joseph, it was classic.

by naxt December 16, 2013

dry sheet

Someone who obnoxiously needs to be the center of attention at a party or event.

Opposite of: Wet Blanket.

Jennie is such a dry sheet, look at her dancing on the table top with all the boys staring.

by The Jokess April 25, 2009