running fuck at a rolling doughnut

A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.

"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."

by hughster February 7, 2018

Glazed Doughnut

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010

doughlicious

A delicious doughnut.

Jeff: Here have one of these pastries, I made them myself.
Marko: Dude, these are doughlicious

by Jeff P Marshall February 13, 2007

dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

by Pete Dick March 13, 2008

dough digger

One who selfishly collects all the cookie dough chunks from chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, leaving anyone else who wants some to a less-pleasant carton of chocolate chip ice cream. that bastard.

Bro: "Broo, you got any cookie dough ice cream??"

Brotha: "Naw b, my ignorant ass sister went dough digger on the jawn last night."

by Big Game Jaymz November 15, 2011

power doughnut

natural male balding that takes the shape of a monk haircut

Terry Bradshaw had a healthy head of hair when he started his NFL career, but he was rocking the power doughnut by '83.

by mamonster December 3, 2010

Rogue Doughnut

The resulting dark colored stain around a penis when aggressive doggy-style thrusting results in accidental anal penetration. AKA The Stefanelli

"Dude I had the biggest slip up last night. We were absolutely wasted last night and going at it like rabid monkeys when I pulled out too far and ended up accidentally doing anal. Then I looked down and there was this brown stain around my cock...WTF?"

"HA...sounds like you got your first Rogue Doughnut. I'm gonna start calling you stefanelli from now on."

by jbfxstdi March 24, 2012