bus driver

1) the broke-ass fat-ass disgruntled old-head who takes your poor ass to school or elsewhere
2) someone who takes you to school, figuratively

1) "Man, your grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."

2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to school!"

by Nick D September 22, 2003

Drivers Test

The hardest Test ever invented. Truly, what is the point? The DMV people will fail you no matter what. 70% of the people i know have failed it at least once, maybe twice if they are actually good drivers. Best advice? Try not to show weakness.... they can sniff out fear.

DMV person: "Pull over when you get the chance."
person taking drivers test: "Okay"
DMV person: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING! I TOLD YOU TO PULL OVER! PULL OVER RIGHT NOW!" *shakes head*
person taking drivers test: "Oh... shit.. wait, shoot! I'm sorry! Let me just..."
DMV person: "OH MY GOSH! YOU ALMOST HIT THAT CAR! WHY ARE YOU PULLING OVER!"
person taking drivers test: "well... i obviously just failed... can we just go back to the DMV now?"

by stilldonthavemylicences February 24, 2011

inconsiderate driver

When somebody is banging a chick from behind, and they change lanes without signaling.

My boyfriend is such an inconsiderate driver, he was giving it to me in my pink, and all of a sudden he pulls out and tries jamming it in my stink. I kicked him in the nuts and told him to let me know the next time he wants to stick it in my ass. I need lube.

by Stanley Ipkiss January 20, 2007

taxi driver's tan

When one drives a vehicle a lot with the window rolled down and thier arm resting on the edge of the door where the window is rolled down - that arm receives a lot more exposure to the sunlight than the other arm, resulting in that arm being more tanned than the other.
Because the occupation of a taxi driver requires a lot of driving, sometimes they get the "taxi driver's tan" effect.

Bob: Hey look at John in his tank top.

Joe: Wow, look at his arms, he sure has a taxi driver's tan.

by Big Don February 20, 2004

Taxi driver's tan

1) A sun tan that extends to the elbow of one arm (the offside arm), frequently displayed by taxi drivers who nonchalantly steer one handed with the other grabbing the roof, while looking in the mirror to gauge the reactions of their passenger to their reactionary opinions.

2) A tanned appearance of one finger, the result of a catastophic failure in the integrity of the toilet paper when wiping the anus.

"Sod this hotel, the water's off, the bog roll's damp and I've got a taxi driver's tan"

by enile May 28, 2007

Slave Driver

When a someones girlfriend takes control of every aspect of her boyfriends life. She decides everythings he does.

Steve: Hey john, wats up?

John: Nothing.

Steve: want to chill this weekend?

John: No way man, i have to go to the mall with my girl.

Steve: damn, shes such a slave driver

by DaRealSmitty June 7, 2009

NASCAR driver

Someone who turns left for a living.

NASCAR drivers can't turn right.

by DC10 dude November 5, 2014