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Rollin Dough

You are sitting in a dimly lit room, trash all around, and your flaccid penis is in your hand like a limp pile of putty. You begin trying to work yourself up to an erection so your start rolling that dough in your hand. Your body is telling you that the 6th ejaculation before noon was enough but you are not gonna let anything stop you from breaking through to a bakers dozen for the AM. Common issue for sexual deviants, drunk frat boys and teenagers that have just discovered masturbation.
Skylar: Hey Tyler, get out of the bathroom! I need to get ready for my lacrosse match!
Tyler: Shut up Bro. I am rollin dough in here and your voice isn't helping. Let me finish in the wash rag and the bathroom will be yours.
by CordiallyContent July 28, 2022
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Cookie Dough Whore

A girl .... Usually named Mahina.... Obsessed with with cookie dough.... would rather eat cookie dough than get dick.... But loves her best friend.... Michelle Hasatallhotblondebf...... Most Naturally Gorgeous human being to live! Also has an effect on the boys like no other.... makes chicken bones appear magically. Insanely (but condescendingly) smart!
"WOW! I've never seen a girl like her! She must be a Cookie Dough Whore."
by HASATALLHOTBLONDEBF April 21, 2022
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My Cookie Dough

The place to go when you're craving something sweet... MCD is an epic dessert company who create mouth-watering freshly baked cookie doughs with soft and gooey consistency that makes the tastebuds squeal in delight.
I went to My Cookie Dough to try their Sl**ty Brownie Cookie Dough and now I can't think about anything else...
by CSKM November 23, 2021
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dough

person 1: let's hang out later

person 2: sorry man, im making dough
by doughmaker July 28, 2021
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Dough Zone

A really sad company that wants to be global but barely pays their employees enough. All management team is made of incompetent personals. Boss barley does any work, clueless about hospitality. The servers are the only one who is doing their jobs, even doing the managers. Insane amount of drama for a work place, especially having the managers causing it. The manager would secretly go through your photo albums without permission.
"You work at dough zone?"
"yeah.."
"Ohh nooo. poor thing"
by Cheeseburger1 October 5, 2023
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dough pig

A overweight construction worker who hits fiber optics while digging a trench with a John Deere 135 excavator.
Hey, you "dough pig" why did you just hit that fiber?
by cring the bitch October 31, 2019
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Dough

Person 1:Damn i’m broke as hell
Me: Same, we got no dough
by You_got_no_balls March 19, 2020
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