A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.
My parole officer is a fucking douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
I just got raped by a douchebag!
Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag!
by Kasscendra February 03, 2009
The act of transitioning from discussing talking about a douche bag to actually talking about said douche bag.
you're talking on the phone with a friend about how you always, in the middle of any conversation can just start talking about this one douche bag, and then you actually start talking about that douche bag. that's a douchebagism!
by bigguy1989 May 08, 2009
1. Bloke: You're a douchebag!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Other dood: WHAT!!?? =((((!
Bloke: A bag 'a douche
2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English...
Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol jajaja kekeke xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA!!!!!!!
by Beethovenjazzgrindgrind December 22, 2008
by kaiken September 02, 2008
Where a douche bag of some sort(Matt or any type of male) who gets dominated or pwned by a woman which makes them a douche bag more than they already were.
Matt: 2+2=6
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
Kaylee: No, it's 4.
Matt: Nu-uh!
Kaylee: Is so! Stop being such a butt face just face the fact you got Douchebagation but in a past tense.
by Mel. March 18, 2008
a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.
guy 1:did you see those douchebags??
guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.
guy 1:wanna crash their party later??
guy 2: sure why not!!
guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks.
guy 1:wanna crash their party later??
guy 2: sure why not!!
by Lovemachine 69 December 01, 2009