Douche bag

Something that an ex-friend's mom uses cuz she's a dirty dago and likes herbal douches.

her mom is a dirty dago....like mother like daughter

by a person... July 24, 2003

douche bag

The guy on the other side of the bar giving creepy looks at the girls you are sitting with. Usually he will mistake your talking about him as being interested. This person may delusionally follow women to the restroom and wait for them to come out. He will probably run to the bartender whining like a little kid when he gets totally C-Blocked when you protect your friend by waiting with him.

Geneva says: Why does that guy keep staring at me?? He's got creepy eyes!
Tony says: Because he's a douche bag!

A little later..

Tony says: That douche bag just followed Geneva to the bathroom.
Lynn says: Go over there quick!

by caponet1 May 9, 2007

Douche Bag

Some pissed off Puerto Rican that hang out side your house

That Douche bag is lazy

by Gene Kelevra August 4, 2007

Douche Bag

an enormous backpack, or purse

look at adriel's douche...it's huge!

by estrella December 10, 2003

douche bag

(adjective) One of the ultimate put downs. Normally used to refer to someone who is a complete idiot or retard and has shown said trait in some sort of stupid/ retarded act.

pronunciation should be used with pauses e.g "what *pause* a douche bag"

*Guy 1 walks into glass door*

guy 2: "What ... a douche bag"

by Duncsway May 15, 2007

Douche Bag

A girl with an especially fish poonani, often used by cressida ward because hers is rather fishy!

OH LORD ABOVE WHAT IS THAT STANK...Sniff, sniff, oh cressida Ward just came in..someone tell her to use that douche bag properly!

by Akua November 11, 2003

douche bag

An irish man who is pissed

God that irish drunk is such a douche bag

by loves2spoog October 3, 2007