Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.

After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

by jonasgirl92 March 16, 2009

disordinary

The feeling of dismantled, disrupted, and mildly disorientated but somewhat still ordinary.

She may appear ordinary to the public but her disrupted mind state is deeply dismantled leaving her somewhat disordinary.

by Ghettosmurf1234 October 2, 2019

lel disorder

When someone texts lel way too much and eventually begins to send it in almost every text.

A: "I think you may have lel disorder"
B: "Don't be silly lel

by FallenKnight August 29, 2016

OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

Kinda self-explanatory, its using a shit ton of smilies in every single one of your conversations online/texting.

=) =P 8D =0 =( =\ ^.^ ^.- <----this person has OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

by The Real Dr. Robert March 26, 2010

Multiple Profile Disorder

Multiple profile disorder (MPD) is a social networking disorder characterized by having at least one "alter" personality that controls behavior. The "alters" are said to occur spontaneously and involuntarily, and function more or less independently of each other.

They may be evident by posts that are not characteristic of the known person and seem widely out of normal character. Some of the posts may be offensive and unfiltered.

The unity of consciousness, by which we identify our selves, is said to be absent in MPD. Another symptom of MPD is spontaneous posts in conjuction with amnesia, which can't be explained by ordinary forgetfulness.

Multiple Profile Disorder posts may include "Dear bitch who stole my parking space after I drove around and waited 20 minutes: You'll get your Christmas cheer in the form of karma."

by Sweet girl with angst issues December 7, 2010

Definition Declination Disorder

A disorder suffered by people who repeatedly have their Urban Dictionary submissions declined for reasons unknown. Symptoms include anger, feelings of inadequacy, hypertension, depression, and poor self-image.

Bob's chronic depression was finally lifted after his years of submissions finally came to frution with an acceptance email from Urban Dictionary. His Definition Declination Disorder had finally been overcome.

by CANNON-D October 28, 2010

Degenerative Genital Disorder(DGD)

When a rappers balls start falling off and he has to use his hands to hold them in place.

The rapper one stage kept holding his balls. He must have Degenerative Genital Disorder(DGD).

by DegenerativeGhetto August 24, 2011