Dicked

The past tense of getting kicked/punched in the crotch.

Person A: Hey did you see that guy who got dicked with a rake?
Person B: Oh yeah. He sounds like Mickey Mouse!
Person A: I know right?!

by KingLoli June 16, 2020

Dicked

Completed or finished, over with

Well, at least we got Monday dicked.

by twobytwo6624 July 28, 2020

Dicked out

To be inlove with a boy. You’d do anything for him and you can’t get over him. (Doesn’t always mean it’s a good thing, sometimes they can use this against you”

“You dicked out.”
“Bro your dicked out , your miserable.”

by mmheyy December 21, 2020

Dicked

A person having a penis but the word is in past tense.

We don’t need small dicked men in our lives

by bigdickmasc December 27, 2020

Derked On

The act of beating someone catastrophically in a game (most commonly sword fighting).

Can also be used to insult people if you’re better than them. Just say “get derked on”.

Guy 1: “Yo, I’m so much better than you bruv. Get derked on”
Guy 2: “Oh no, I’ve been derked on.”

by Rusty Dave April 7, 2021

Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.

Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.

by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021

dilked

To be screwed over or otherwise lose out, you can be dilked by a boss if they take some of your tips, for example, or you can be dilked by chance if you buy nonrefundable tickets to a concert and it gets rained out.

Person one- "I think I ordered the wrong thing, I wanted a side of hummus with this and I got no side at all."
Person two- "No I think you ordered the right thing and they just dilked you."

by Diphidefinitions May 5, 2021