The official sport of BS mock trial.
The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.
1: Ask the Bible a question.
2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly
Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.
Ask "What of...?"
The act of asking the Bible a question and having it magically and accurately answered by randomly "dipping" into it.
1: Ask the Bible a question.
2: Rub it 3 times in a circular motion. Then pat it.
3: Open to a page and put your finger on a word.
4: That word will indubitably answer your question perfectly
Best if done with an old Bible missing the book of Matthew.
Ask "What of...?"
Asker: What of the Satanist?
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!
Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.
Rubs three times, pats, and opens.
Asker: "In the desert, Satan tried to tempt Jesus, but Jesus .rebuked him and sent him away." Ohhh!
Team: BIBLE DIPPING IS REAL! It answers the question! Ooooo!
Friend: Will I be successful?
Asker: Will she be successful?
Asker: "Who shall ascend..." This means that the Bible sees you ascending to great heights, such as Congressman of Guam.
Friend: ...or becoming a drug addict.
by bibleDip January 30, 2010
Get the Bible dippingmug. by Bub Sauce January 24, 2017
Get the Boot Dipmug. Infamous quote from the obscure 1994 PC game SpaceKids. Repeatedly said by one of the kids whenever they get into some deep doodle shit.
Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.
Popularized by Vinny from Vinesauce.
Man: Hey kid, want some ice cream?
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*
Kid: Yes!
Man: Get into my van and I'll show you my newest popsicle flavor: doodle dip!
*pulls out cock*
by thatonehatefulguy January 2, 2019
Get the Doodle Dipmug. The act of a man taking a girl's fingers while she sleeps and inserting them into his anus. When she awakens in the morning, she'll look at her fingers to see a dry crusty coco powder underneath her fingernails.
I woke up last night and my boyfriend had my fingers in his butt. I pretended to be asleep while he was coco dipping me.
by Tiffers1989 June 9, 2013
Get the CoCo dipmug. by Shwadarr September 30, 2009
Get the finna dipmug. opposite of skinny dipping - jumping into a water source (eg. swimming pool, lake, river) fully clothed
by crystal_girlz March 25, 2009
Get the phat dippingmug. A person holding cum in their mouth so it may be dipped out with chips for consumption. She may also spit the dip onto the chips like a fountain...hence LaFountain.
Your mom just had some of my LaFountain dip out of your sisters mouth.
Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.
Your mom just LaFountained all over those chips with my gorilla grease. I would stop eating those if I were you.
by cheeser696 December 29, 2010
Get the LaFountain Dipmug.