Diesel Douche

A person who has no intention of using the "technical" use for a diesel truck. Instead of being simple, practical and functional, they heavily modify diesel their pick-ups with high performance modifications, loud exhausts, flashy wheels and street tires. Often used just for hot rodding.

He bought a low mileage one owner Cummins and lowered it on street tires, with compounds and a FMBV trans. He can't even tow with it anymore! He's such a Diesel Douche!

by anonymous August 5, 2023

hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

Green Diesel

Commonly known as Pilsner beer. A common beer in Saskatchewan

I drank a two four case of green diesels last night

by Farmboydc69 August 21, 2018

Zero Damsels

Something that you have

"You have no bitches, no maidens, zero damsels."

by oblebrun March 27, 2023

Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

Tennessee sour diesel

The sweat that runs from the back of your hairline to your taint

Bro i got had mad Tennessee sour diesel after my workout today

by Parker___smith March 31, 2018

6.5 Turbo diesel

An engine that is the literal honeybadger of all diesel engines. It gives no shits on what fuel it runs on, what kind of oil is in it (if there is) or how much boost is being shoved into it. This engine is one of the most controversial and hated engine in the diesel community. Much like the 7.3 its so fucking slow that everything could beat it in a race. Like most Detroit Diesels, it runs shitty, but forever.

That must be a 6.5 Turbo diesel, it hasnt died yet!

by The Random Mechanic October 8, 2021