Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.

Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*

by pi@noguy January 6, 2011

Distraction

A distraction is basical- oh wow... this is very distracting

A distraction is when something stops you from doing what you have to do.

by Henry stickmin September 8, 2020

mutually assured destruction

A phrase, possibly coined by Arthur C. Clarke, to describe a situation where both parties can destroy the other, but not before the attacked party destroys the attacker.

Mutually assured destruction is certain now that the USSR have nuclear weapons.

by 256 September 3, 2003

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the word to end the universe, when this word is spoken the end times will begin

D: someone stole my cookies
B: whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'as'er'ftt'dd'aswww'per'efc'bts'etc'destruction'satja'bea'fds'saswe'ffs'aswet'gedva'ing've
D: dammit bagel now the world is ending

by TNTYEETER9001 August 6, 2021

weapon of ass destruction

alt. Chung Uk
an object that will mutilate an ass via multiple passes with a 'pulverize' function, usually with a phallic object

fuck that chilli felt like a chung-uk

by Wan King Way September 5, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

When two (or more) representatives who talk out of their asses clash. Hopefully it ends up with a re-election, but this may not always happen.

He maintained that they had weapons of ass destruction .

by Roz February 15, 2004

on the way to destruction

Where you will be when CATS sets up you the bomb and steals all your base. This is a situation that can be remedied by taking off every 'ZIG' for great justice.

How are you gentlemen !!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
You have no chance to survive make your time.

by Wormy January 1, 2004