dick

purple-headed yogurt slinger

"hey when you choke that guy he looks like a dick"

by Jake Vaughan July 16, 2008

dick

guy who's only out for himself, totally selfish, screw everybody else

guy's a dick; we dont want that dick in here

by hoodman181 December 28, 2005

dick

a male reproductive organ used to please women or a man. it can b really big (black men usually have those) or small.

damn, NIGGER is that a sanke in your pants?no its my DICK

dammit BILLY BOB, if u dont stop fingerin me already!oh baby im cumming!!! what? u mean that was ur DICK!!!

BEND OVER!!!!!

by nequa December 28, 2005

Dick-Bum-Dick

Slang for the act of homosexual anal sex.

Lol, those guys are totally gay, Dick-Bum-Dick if you ask me.

by Johnny Buck March 21, 2005

dick

Glass piece used to smoke crack cocaine. Crack Pipe. Called this because it is used to "get your rocks off," with rocks of course referring to crack rocks.

::SHATTER:: Damn! I dropped my dick!

by Taft November 5, 2006

dick

The German word for "fat".

Du bist dick. (You are fat.)

by Nellethiel June 6, 2011

Dick Dick Goose

The act of where 5 or more women go on thier hands and knees in a circle. One man walk around the circle and spanks each one (while saying "Dick"). Once "Goose" is yelled out, that woman will engage in doggystyle (bootysex) with the man. STD's and Crabs are often a result of this game.

"Hey ladies, want to head back to my place for a little game of Dick Dick Goose?"

by Gucci Mane II January 4, 2010