Dice Rolled

To have been assaulted to such an extent that if he were a Dungeons and Dragons player, his stats would need to be re-rolled.

Did you see them get their dice rolled by my epic Darth Warrior!?

by Flurm-Bucket January 9, 2013

Shakin the dice

Male Masterbation

Why you takin so long in the shower what were you doin shakin the dice?

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

Roll the dice

The act of dragging your scrotum across someone’s bald head.

Hey bro I’m about to go roll the dice on that state troopers head.

by UndeadProdigy June 17, 2019

D100 Dice

A dice so large and full of so many numbers that it is truly a ball: Once you roll it, it will NEVER come back

Bob: I shall buy the D100 Dice for D&D

Jimmy: No dude you will lose it it is round

Bob: Naw bro I will get it

*Two seconds later*

Bob: Crap I lost it

*Dice rolling into the sewer grate*

by Little Alchemy 2 definition September 6, 2022

Dice

Montreal slang for McDonald's.

Hey, let's grab some McChicken at the Dice.

by Bipboppopop February 24, 2019

furry dice

when your nuts are hairy

i was going to suck his dick but when he pulled his pants down he had furry dice.

by matthew gobbersom May 31, 2014

dice-lice

1. One who gambles so much with his/her genitalia that one ends up getting crabs. (also known as crabshooter.)

"He rolled the dice, now he has the lice! Heś suffering from dice-lice"

by EloquentMofo September 23, 2016