Permanent Head Damage (PhD)

What people with a PhD's have. First you gotta go through high school... then you gotta get your shit together and get into university you study your ass off for 4 years to get Bachelors... then you say to yourself "im really having fun killing my self, I should kill my self some more" and then you get your masters after 2 more years AND then after you are almost losing sense of reality and are having a mental breakdown you push away your last few friends and family members who are trying to bring you to your senses and then you decide to go for your PhD and then after 4 years of treacherous research you officially unlock a new power up that makes you permanently fried in the head.

Person #1: yo my prof is so weird bro.... he keep murmuring to himself when he teaches and his lecture notes don't even make sense
Person #2: Ahlie!
Person #3: yea I know its cuz he has permanent head damage (PhD), he has lost sense of reality.

by LightThief November 13, 2018

Don't Damage yourself December

Don't Damage yourself December (abbreviated DDYD) is a monthly event just as No Nut November or Dick Destroy December. Its ment for people who have suicidal behavoir or perform self harm by cutting theirselves. This is ment to challange those people to stop for atleast one month and possibly longer because it is ment as a kick off month.

Do you participate in DDYD?
Do you participate in Don't Damage yourself December?

by fdanell December 1, 2018

One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018

swerve damage

Damage to the limbic system caused by rapid movement in an attempt to avoid someone. Swerve damage is often mistaken for dab damage.

Jimmy sustained upper body swerve damage when trying to duck out of view of the tax collector.

by Dj spookytooth November 5, 2018

Jolle damage

A demeaning word used primarily in online games to describe when someone has done little to no damage to its opponents

"He did Jolle damage in the last game"
"Lol what a nub"

by Hoerby December 20, 2018

Tim Damage

The act of taking fall damage in a game, mostly used in Fortnite.

O O F He just fell down and took "Tim Damage". O O F

by FatManBOB June 25, 2018

220 Damage

What a Virgin/Fortnite Player says when he sees someone get knocked out

"Bruh did you see Tyler get Coldcocked?"
Yeah like 220 damage dude
"Man, shut the fuck up

by MegaFaggot69420 July 7, 2018