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The Curtis

Someone who is very flaky and picky with their food
Curtis has cancelled on us again. He keeps pulling the Curtis on us! Don’t be a Curtis and eat your five a day!
by Pedro pires March 25, 2023
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When you shit your pants on accident and stuck your finger in it and smell it. Then you hand it off to your lady to smell while she's washing dishes.
Bruh, the other day my girl was mad at me so I gave her the ol Curtis T.
by Dirty Burkhart April 14, 2025
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To die, usually unexpectedly (to Curtis, Curtising, Curtised),
Jaden: yo, you know what happened to Bradley?
Lucas: No
Jaden: He Just Pulled a Curtis
by ThanosTheTankEngine May 4, 2025
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The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
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The nigga that just genuinely gets hoes without trying. Curtis the type of nigga to steal anybody girl with the swiftness, nobody’s girl can escape him, and I mean nobody
DAMN CURTIS JUST TOOK MY GIRL AGAIN
by Aviyon May 20, 2025
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Cur - tis: Noun:
Used to describe a type or group of Homo sapien who exhibit unusual Incel or cuck like behaviours. They can often be found on Truck simulator or occasionally in their local habitat, McDonald's car park. They are particularly easy to spot with physical characteristics such as looking like a ginger hedge with glasses and making a type of popping noise (refer to key banging). Whilst usually found alone in the wild, a Curtis can sometimes be found with another type of Homosapien that we refer to as a "cuck wingman". So far the only location these two have been spotted together has been McDonald's car park.
Person 1: Oh my god! Is that ginger bush or hedge running towards McDonald's?!

Person 2: No, that one of those Curtis things
by mr2drifter April 5, 2024
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